User:Mazchoo/Roleplaying Ideas

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(Jobs-type Roleplaying) As an accountant you get as many pointless bits of paper as you can find and leave them lying around in any houses you may own. It is also necessary that people don't like you so lower your personality and speech via enchantments and so on. Also you must no dress sense so run around with no clothes on sometimes in an attempt to annoy those around you.

You can obtain a wife by taking one of the female followers from the mages guild, the female murderer from the dark brother hood or even mazoga if you want. Let her wait in a house you own and then imagine she is having an affair with one of the local town's people and you must follow the man in question around to try to catch him and your wife in the same place. Once you discover them together you can add the offending male to your books and this will result in you eventually killing him when you have filled all the necessary forms.

As an accountant you will get very bored so you much regularly jump off buildings but I don't think there are any buildings high enough to kill you by jumping off except perhaps the frostag spire. You will almost definitely develop an alcohol and skooma dependency so consume as much of the stuff as you can.

An interesting variation on this role is to be a banker which involves much the same but instead using the console on the computer to award yourself huge bonuses in cash and the "removeallitems" command can be used to take all the wealth from innocent citizens which lose money as a result of your greed and speculation.