Lore:The Orc Song

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The Orc Song
An anti-Orc drinking song

(Drink mead. Sing.)

We hate Orcs! We hate Orcs!

They smell, they stink, they really reek,

They couldn't find their arses in the snow!

We hate Orcs! We really, really do!

They have no beards, they have no brains,

They couldn't kill a horker with a sword!

(Drink more mead. Repeat.)