Lore:I'm My Own Grandpa
Why did the Dark Elf cross the road?
How many orcs does it take to light a torch?
Depends. Is an orc doing the counting?
What is green and hops and sizzles on lava?
an Orc Acrobat
If a Wood Elf mime falls in a forest, who cares?
If you drop a Khajiit head-first from a great height, will it land on its feet?
Not if you cut off the feet first.