User:KarKing Jack

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Hello. I'm Jack, not much else to say. Sadly, I haven't got any of those little stickers that people have saying things like "I am an Administrator" or "I am knowlegable in all things", etc. But I do have my sanity - hopefully, anyway - and health, so I'm alright. I like to thik of myself as a Pirate, because, well, I love pirates, I have an out-spoken ambition to become a Road-going pirate, more of a Hells-angel riding rocker embarking on adventuers all over the world, and I hope to achive that fantasy. I would like to be rich, too, for the shere luxury of ordering tenthousand servants to bring me a grain of rice each, and then yell at them all, collectivly, for making it too cold - I will insure this by having a huge mansion, and a dungeon that spans for ten miles, down and out, with the oven at the veerrrrrry end, and I'll sit at the throne at the verrrry top... But I doubt that life would keep me satisfied for very long, a gud wuman, a gud bike, a gud laugh and some sweet Rock 'N' Music, and I'm satisfied.

Projects[edit]

No offical Projects. I'm not part of all that hustle-and-bustle. Too much dedication. I'm the kind of guy who does what he wants, why he wants, where he want, and to who he wants (or just who he wants, if he wants). I am in a personal-set, personaly-done, personally-moving, personally-slow, perennially-unofficial project called "The Blackwood Project", in an attempt to make the Blackwood page more Rock 'N' Roll. Rpeh helps me out, I suppose, by giving me tips on some things, such as letting me know about the Quest Template, and some other stuff I can't think of... He's a good guy.

Characters[edit]

Herb: A character I often use in Roleplaying - so he comes from that. A long, blond, wind-swept hairstyle on top of a slightly aged, gruff, thick-bearded shape. For a weapon and amour, he carries whatever he can get, or more likely, steal, and boasts about previous adventures. He's a pirate-knight, his father being a knight and his mother being a pirate, he wanted to make them both happy. He never got anywhere doing anything, but he was always a good friend to Sin.

Vindigate Monok: How the hell should I know? A high-elf battle mage I created out of boredom - no story, no interest. She's level 1, if you want to know.

Felix: An Argonian, born and bred in Blackwood, nothing against nobody, just wants to get rich, cast some spells and max every guild he can. He's also terrified of the undead and will run miles from simply seeing one. He often keeps a "Turn Undead" spell handy, to avoid a terrifying chase.

The Acrobat: Hard-arsed thief, takes shit from no one.

Sin: The ultimate pirate. Ever. Cowardly, Perverse, Drunk, often found with a cigar stuck bettween his lips, he's a total coward, of everything that moves, and layed more ladies than you have seen. He's part of the same world that Herb was, and his portrayal, as was with Herb, is validly incorrect. In Oblivion, Sin's an unstoppable, fearless barbarian, inept against any foe with any weapon he can lay his hands on - or simply his hands. It doesn't make him right at all. If I could change the poor lads name, I would. The original Sin was well known for his leather jacket and top-hat, and his untranslatable drunken mash of words that very few could understand. (That got difficult while Roleplaying). He started off as a thief, always on the run, in a Town called Malice (oooh yeaah), then progressed, as he heard of his schoolmate, Herb, 's progression, into a pirate. He's the richest person to cross any world, too, and relies on his big friend, the barbarian Br'nard, (not a character of mine, a very great role player's character, in fact, whose better than me ^_-).

To-Be character, Scrapfare:

Name: Scrapfare Race: Redguard Custom Class: Pirate Agent

Haderscraph was the name of a secret agency that lived in Hammerfell secretively a few years ago. They were made up entirely of Redguards, dedicated to their Project. Their project was to, in their eyes, “Improve the state of living for Redguards all over Tamriel”. Four men made up Haderoscraph: Hadraelen Montrose, Erag Lurien, ‘Scrapfare’, and Hermond Fael. These four men were agents of their cause, and they accepted contracts from all kinds of Redguards. They worked alone, privately with clients, dedicated to helping their race, and hindering Nords, though other contracts were often taken. Clients would have came to them with worries of anything from Theft, Assassination, Protection, to achieving certain artefact's from dungeons or museums, to making sure their puppy gets fed well for a week on holiday, or delivering a love letter they don’t wish others to see, especially the post. Eventually, they were all killed by a terrorist group not unlike themselves, composed of Nords. All except one. Scrapfare, the slithery ex-pirate, managed to run from the Nords, and live silently, under the radar, in Cyrodiil, in a house in Leyawiin. He often travels Blackwood, perhaps for a stroll, or seeking a contract, or to collect Alchemical ingredients to make and sell Poisons, as a hobby. He now calls himself The Redguard Divinity, and calls himself a Pirate Agent, as opposed to an Agent.

Northern Feud: He has an ongoing feud with all Nords, will evade them as he sees them. Stalking in the shadows, poisoning arrows, daggers, preparing a spell to cause a zombie to rise in front of him and maul him, a Nord that crosses the sight of Scrapfare, isn’t a Nord for much longer.

Speciality: Stealth

Major Skills: Sneak Speechcraft Security Illusion Conjuration Marksman Blade

^_-[edit]

Deep Purple, T. Rex, Led Zeppelin, Whitesnake, Slade, Queen, Guns 'n' Roses, Pink Floyd, The Ramones, The Misfits, Motorhead, Blue Oyster Cult, Aerosmith, Mayhem, Queens of the Stone Age, Foo Fighters, Velvet Revolver, Kiss, Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath, Helloween, Iron Maiden, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Girlschool, ELO, The Beatles, Steppenwolf, The Animals... Thats what I do while rocking through the tombs of the undead, and smashin' bandits bones with a quick one-two, Yarharharhar! It also makes editing UESP bearable, haha. There was no reason for that, but I thought it best. (There are more, like Soft Rock and Black Metal, and Punk, but we don't want this page to be longer than the "Mod Ideas" field, do we? Yes, its a field.

Skirmisher[edit]

When you said "Take Anyone", I take it you meant any rank? Skirmishers my favourite word, really, heheh. Or rather, activity. Well, unless we count.... So, anyway: I'll battle the Vandals, our foes, like a Pirate to a Navyman, or a Barbarian to a... Guy... I'll just press the "Random Article" button 'till I find something that looks mashed, fix it, and boast. Yarhar ^_-.

You know, if this "Army" takes off, 'cause it rocks hard at the moment, and the system gets updated (you can't just choose to be King, lol), we could have elections... I wanna' be elected! If I did, I reckon It'd ne pretty good ^_-. We're gonna' win this one, take the country by storm! You and me together, yung and strong! Eleaaactueeeaaaed, Respected, Selected, Concollected, I wanna' be electeeaaaauueedd! If I get Elected, I promise a new party! A third Party! THE WIIIIIILD PARTY! (Yeah, I just wanted to do some Alice Cooper....)
Skirmish Log
The Antipodean Hammer, 10th November, 2007. Reverted Vandalism.
Shivering Isles, Vandalism.
Lore:Dictionary K 14th November, 2007. Reverted Possible Vandalism.
Tamriel, perhaps vandalism, but it looked sophisticated. Could be wrong.